pizzaprty420:

creativekarateka:

karkatlicious:

avidoatlion:

lifemocker:

thejordanator:

An expertly done three point turn

Weren’t expecting that house

#I have never seen someone nope that hard before

#our house #in the middle of the street

Oh my fuck THOSE TAGS


is that car even real

overaaalls:

when i look at myself in the mirror i feel like one of those really detailed spongebob paintings

image

frienclzone:

choking on water is the worst because how do you stop choking? drink something? well ive got some bad news for you

bonerfart:

idonotneedthisrightnow:

you are acute coffee pie

you are narrow, scalding and irrational
brianaa-nicolee:

hkirkh:

godotal:

broken body

"I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep."

isnt that from spongebob..
addelburgh:

farewell

susemoji:

I HATE THIS

im5swag:

ME ME ME ME.
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